attractive older co-worker that I have a creepy crush on is talking about drinking and drugs and recovery and I just want to hug him.
June 2013
THE BEST PART ABOUT THIS IS THAT A YEAR AND A HALF AGO SONY PATENTED THE AUTHORIZING OF GAMES SO THEY COULDN’T BE SHARED, HOW THE XBOX ONE IS YOU KNOW, AND THEN THEY FUCKING SOLD IT TO MICROSOFT FOR A HUGE PROFIT OH MY GOD
“And here’s your complimentary Trojan Horse.”
crying
Seriously though.
This is some Sun Tzu level shit.Whoever did this needs an instant promotion. Genius.
First off, Bill gets all the awards for his impersonation of a used pad. Menses goes beautifully with his middle part.
Pam and Tara moment was really sweet, and she’s totally right about love not being a competition. And I loved how Pam thinks this isn’t a love story, but it’s totally a…
true blood more like awkward sexual tension: the television series
I think that in the last episode of True Blood season 6, after the whole vampire/human war is settled and Fangtasia reopens, Sookie should show up to Eric’s bar in her white dress with red flowers on it showing that she finally chooses to be his. They both mentioned that dress in the premier and I think it would make that a perfect scene. Of course she’ll probably just end up blowing Bill while Alcide does her up the butt while this new fae guy waits his turn while beating his fae meat and the camera zooms in on Eric’s crying face looking through the window sadly watching their orgy. Fucking True Blood writers.
” Is this about your girlfriend turning into Steve Newlan ? Cause that was the sickest shit i’ve seen on t.v…..and I watch dance moms. “
- Lafayette Reynolds
# pulled muscles laughing # send help
That moment when you are caught in something extremely awkward and you try to get out of there as quickly and quietly as possible…



