L(I)VING Life and Getting By: Archive

2011 Resolutions

· Take deep breaths more (especially before over-reacting) · Stop over analyzing things, it’s not worth it · Live and let live and more importantly, live and let die (whatever happens, happens) · Stop trying to force things · Learn to need myself, more than others · Have more “me” time · Learn to love myself · Workout and eat...

Jan 1st

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“Sometimes life is a constant battle against the nostalgia of a time that can...”

– Jason Myers (via quote-book)

Dec 31st

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“Sometimes life is a constant battle against the nostalgia of a time that can...”

– Jason Myers (via quote-book)

Dec 31st

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“I’m not funny. What I am is brave.”

– Lucille Ball (via quote-book)

Dec 31st

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“Feeling like I’m heading for a breakdown And I don’t know why But I’m not...”

– Unwell, Matchbox 20 (via kari-shma)

Dec 31st

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(910): All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day… (910): It’s inspiring.

Dec 31st

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Me: I need something to do that requires little to no effort.

Lauren: Masturbate.

Dec 31st

“The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past...”

– Marcel Pagnol (via kari-shma)

Dec 30th

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“The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past...”

– Marcel Pagnol (via kari-shma)

Dec 30th

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Aaron's trying to convince me to audition for The...

I’m actually considering it…

Dec 30th

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Advice from Aaron

You should tell him: Hi, I know there’s some people that you want to keep as just friends, but look, I’m hot, and I just got a brand new haircut, And I could probably give you the best head in your life. So how bout you do me? And I know that because I’m a virgin, I don’t know how to have sex. But all virgins think about is having sex. So how bout you fucking do me you...

Dec 30th

AND NOBODY LIKES A BLOG WHEN ITS ON DRUGS...

Dec 30th

Mama Umbridge's Rules for the Dormitory:

mamaumbridge: Rule Number 1: No boys. UNLESS THEY’RE CUTE! Rule Number 2: No alcohol. UNLESS THERE’S PLENTY TO GO AROUND! Rule Number 3: No parties. UNLESS UMBRIDGE IS INVITED! But seriously girls, if I do catch you with any boys or alcohol, I’M GOING TO RIP YOUR PERKY LITTLE BOOBS OFF.

Dec 30th

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Mama Umbridge's Rules for the Dormitory:

mamaumbridge: Rule Number 1: No boys. UNLESS THEY’RE CUTE! Rule Number 2: No alcohol. UNLESS THERE’S PLENTY TO GO AROUND! Rule Number 3: No parties. UNLESS UMBRIDGE IS INVITED! But seriously girls, if I do catch you with any boys or alcohol, I’M GOING TO RIP YOUR PERKY LITTLE BOOBS OFF.

Dec 30th

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A Positive Ending

 (A guest comes through my line with a four pack of AA batteries and an energy drink called Assault. He is trying not to giggle during the transaction.) 
Me: “Here is your receipt, have a great day!” 
Customer: “Guess what?” 
Me: “What?” 
Customer: “You just charged me for Assault and battery!” *grabs his bag and sprints out of the store*

Dec 30th

6552.) Depression is not a sign of weakness, it is...

Dec 30th

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