Real conversations with my husband #4 IN WHICH I prove that I am completely incapable of talking dirty properly, particularly in txt form.
a) I can’t do much better than “Sweet Sweet penis” in the voice of Homer Simpson and
2) I can’t stay on topic long enough to make it worthwhile. After thirty seconds I’ve moved on to bicycle maintenance.
Why do I feel like Lucas and I would have this same conversation
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thatfunnygirllauren reblogged this from missbhavens and added:
I feel like Lucas...would have this same conversation
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annieisms said:
I am a fan of this marriage lol.
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